“Due to the miracle of the English language, you may see well in your glasses while not looking good. Strange, no?” ~Dan Delyon

“Your freedom of speech ends at my ear.” ~Dan Delyon

Beautiful monstrous snow storm,

Oh won’t you go away?

Like a beautiful dream in a nightmare

I’d rather just stay awake.

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I hae loed my keyboard up until this week. It’s been with me through thick and thicker. I’e lost count of the number of times I’e used the num-lock key, the little “<” key, the backspace key. Good thing I didn’t try to keep track of that last one. Anyways, of all the key’s I neer thought I’d miss, the one that isn’t in this paragraph is the one that mysteriously stopped working. It would be a minor nuisance, if it weren’t the key used to insert text saed to the clipboard. I’m lost without that function. Come back “” key!!! My sentences just aren’t the same without you!!!

I just found this on Craigslist. I’m sure there have been less effective ads put out before…but I hope I never see them.

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Date: 2011-05-21, 10:45AM EDT
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I’ve heard many worship songs that missed the mark. This one was notable, so I thougt I’d just share the joy. Be sure to check out the comments.

This one just takes the cake.