Category Archives: Random stories and advice for the common man.

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Freely e-File State Taxes!

Turbo tax is one of the easiest products to use, but because they don’t expect to make much money by doing things for free, they’re decided to hide the best option where it’s harder to get to. Here’s the deal

  1. The Free Edition is free only for the federal return. If you need to file for state, you’ll pay $30 per state. *
  2. The Freedom Edition is free federal, and most states are free as well. The few states that aren’t on the free efile program are still much cheaper. The only catch is, you can’t use the freedom edition unless you made $31,000 or less last year, or are active military, or qualify for the EIC. Of course, that leaves a good slice of the country free to use their freedom.

*If you have already filed for the federal, and want to file for the state, you’ll have to sign up for the freedom edition with a different email address and provide all the info all over again, but the cost difference between 0 and $30 justifies the extra effort in my mind. Just do yourself a favor, don’t skip all around. It confuses the poor program. The temptation is to skip right to the state return part, but it pulls the information you put in the federal part to fill in the state part. The program is very particular about that too. It took me an extra 15 minutes to get green lights because I did it out of order and it didn’t like me too much…but I’m used to that from computers.

So…

I heard something interesting the other day, but you wouldn’t be interested, so I wont waste your time.

I have been thinking a lot about thought lately.

Where does it come from? Does it come from the mind or the soul or the sole mind? I get confused sometimes about thought, maybe I should stop trying.

Did you ever think about how many electrons fly through a wire in a second to bring you the image you have before your eyes? Or, more correctly, the rapidly changing set of images you have before your eyes? Ha! I bet I’ve made your head hurt now, which brings us back to the original thought…thought.

So, does anyone want some digital pizza? I can afford it!

I thought pizza planet was just make believe, but then I saw that someone had taken a picture of it. Now I can see that it must be real!!!

The Internet Pizza Server is maintained by The Internet Pizza Server Elves

Things I wish everybody knew about the Internets.

There are more than enough sites that advise you on how to keep kids safe on the net, but I’ve found that kids aren’t the only one needing help identifying threats on the net. You could call these common sense suggestions, except for the fact that 50% of the people on the net didn’t realize one or more of these things. Also, some of this is from personal experience.

1. Get a real browser.

Internet explorer is the holy exploding browser. I call it holy because it is the easiest to exploit and riddled with holes in the code, and exploding because the older versions aren’t standards compliant. Ergo, they make perfectly good sites look wonky because they don’t like to play by the rules. If you have problems with certain web sites, and you are using IE, then you might find they all go away with a better, free browser. (Look up Firefox and Chrome.)

2.  Be sure you have a good Anti-Virus Program and turn auto updates on.

I’ve not known anyone who has gotten a virus with AVG. I’m sure that it is possible, but I know plenty of people who have viruses with Norton and McAfee. I have two points. One; No Anti-Virus program can protect you from everything. Two; AVG does a good job of it and doesn’t slow down the computer as much as the others do. This is because the other programs are doing all kinds of extra stuff.  The other guys will get the job done, but they also aren’t free. Also, install a malware protector program like Spybot search and destroy, or Malwarebytes would be most helpful.

3. Make a habit of looking before you click.

If you look down to the bottom left of you screen when your mouse is over a link, you will notice that there is a bit of text that may look something like this  “https://mail.google.com/mail/?shva=1#inbox” . I know this looks like gibberish, but it is actually telling you exactly where you will go if you click the link. You can tell from the part that says “mail.google.com” that you will be going to gmail. This is a known safe place to land. Links from a safe site are usually to another safe site, but if you aren’t sure about the site you are on, always look at the links before you click them.

4. Never click on a popup window.

Always close them out. Anything that pops up at you except on a trusted site, like a bank site where it asks you if you really want to log out, has a huge potential to cause problems on you computer. I spent several hours cleaning a computer for a friend who clicked on a popup ad that said her computer was at risk and ask her if she would like to run a scan. Once she clicked on the popup, it started installing itself on her computer.

5. Be sure of who an e-mail is from before you open an attachment or follow a link. This will help keep you from opening a virus. Even if you know the person who sent the email, keep an eye open for anything that sounds out of character or super generic. If you suspect a message might not be from someone, send them an e-mail asking if this email was from them. Don’t forward the email though, you don’t want them to open the virus to see what it was they didn’t send you but you got in their name.

6.  Avoid known risk sites.

There is no way to make a torrent site safe. Some are safer than others, but in general, unless  you know a good bit about computers, you shouldn’t use them.

Be careful about downloading screen savers and phone ringers. There are a huge number of phony sites in all flavors that will give you a free ringtone, and complementary virus.

If porn sites don’t rot your brain first, they will rot your computer and turn it into a robot that sends out emails to people you don’t know and asks them if they want to click on a link that will give them the zombie virus too. Welcome to hollywood in your computer. It sucks. Don’t let it be you!!!

So, how do you know a site is safe? First, see if people you know have any suggestions for what you want. Supposing no one you know has a recommendation, check on the net to see what sites people recommend. Try to only use the site if two or more people agree that it’s safe.

Anecdotal fun.

Ah, I can remember the days when rock and roll was a good recipe for seasickness, when rapping was what you did to presents…when a lawnmower was the loudest sound in the neighborhood…but my memory stretches back even futher than that!

I remember during the great depression when a lump of coal was worth more than a toy. I was seventeen then and I still believed in Santa. Don’t laugh!

Well, that Christmas, I made up my mind to get me one of those lumps of coal for Christmas…and seeing as how only the bad children got one, I reckoned I’d have to be naughty the day before so that I could get one of those in my sock. So the day before Christmas, I walked up to my neighbors’ daughter who was five I think…well, anyhow, she was small. I figured that the best way to be a little bad was to make her cry without actually hurting her so I walked up to her and said, “Your momma wears combat boots!”

She didn’t take too kindly to that and she kicked me right in the shin. While I was still recovering from the shock I found out the other thing I’ll never forget. Never insult someone when they can hear you from inside the house. So after I got home I found out that being naughty isn’t as easy as some people make it look. Also, you don’t get the reward for naughtiness in your stocking on Christmas. That was the year I stopped believing in Santa. Ya know why? When I opened my stocking the next morning, I found a little dolly. Ya, Santa must be getting senile. When I went next door to give the dolly to someone who could use it, I got a piece of coal thrown at me. When I woke up, she was playing with the dolly and said that “We can be friends now, if you wanna.”

We actually became friends after that, but no thanks to Santa.

Speaking of senility, what was the point of this story again?

A good idea

I would have thought helpful jewelry was an oxymoron. How could jewelry be helpful?

In my experience jewelry has always been annoying. I used to wear rings and I even tried a necklace (in my more adventurous days) but I kept losing them. They may look pretty, but you’re out how much ever you paid for it when you lose it.

Well, I’m a little older than I once was. I should be able to keep up with jewelry now…especially if it may save my life.

In a medical emergency, it isn’t not uncommon to be unconscious. Now imagine that you could tell the first response team exactly what you are alergic to and that you have diabetes, with a necklace or bracelet that can connect easily to the ambulances computer.

You can.

helpfull jewelry

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Be careful little mouse where you click.

Be careful little mouse where you click.

So, I accidentaly downloaded the internet today… or to be more accurate, I’m still in the process of downloading the internet. It’s amazing how long that takes.

Ok, I’ll be honest. It’s just a folder from a website that I’m working on, but it’s about a gigabyte long. That translates to several hours in human time.

Do I really need a gigabyte file? Nope, but due to the way this file is set up, I’m not sure what of the gig that is needed and what isn’t. That and the fact that I cued it before I looked at how big it was. I’ve got other things to do, so I’ll just wait for the download. In the mean time, I will bless you with this riddle.

What has pages that you don’t write on, directions in no known tongue, the marks of the old and young, and is generally of no value to anyone?

G to the T.

pinksky1.jpgI don’t often put up other people’s work simply because I figure that a blog should be from my heart and experience to yours, but this has affected me deeply and I think everyone needs to hear it.“‘We love because God first loved us. If people say, ‘I love God,’ but hate their brothers or sisters, they are liars. Those who do not love their brothers and sisters, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have never seen. And God gave us this command: Those who love God must also love their brothers and sisters.”(1 John 4:19-21)’Brothers and sisters can really test your ability to love. They know you so well. They know what makes you cringe and what makes you cry. They can understand you (sometimes) better than anyone else. They can irritate you to no end, but God says that if you love Him you have to love them. He says that if you don’t, you’re a liar. If you don’t love the people you can see (the ones who share your bathroom, eat the last of your favorite snacks, and go through your things), then God says you can’t possibly love him, the One you haven’t seen. Getting along with your brothers and sisters means you’ll get lots of practice at forgiveness. The best thing that could happen is that you’ll become really good friends with the people God put right in your home. He can do anything. So love and just watch Him!”Is it just me, or does anyone else think that if that truth hit the church at full impact we’d see some serious change? The biggest problem of this generation is shear hopelessness. I feel it; I know it’s there! I can smell it and it stinks to the high heavens! Now why would people feel hopeless?… BECAUSE WE DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT IS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER! We’ve stopped trying because we have accepted the lie that the horror we accept is normal and that change only leads to more problems. But didn’t Christ preach to change hearts and minds? Wasn’t He full of grace and truth? Why aren’t we showing that grace to the ones we live/work/worship with? Is it that we really don’t care about them that we “spare” them the truth?