Author Archives: Matthew Gedeon

Vague

It vaguely resembled him. His hair, his eyes, were the same.

Nothing else would say that it was him. Nothing else could get out more than a whisper.

The temple light shown down upon the abandoned street and glared in the face of the man who had been the first of his kind, the most famous of his kind. He was a Juggernaut.

A light rain fell on the cobblestones and he hesitated in his step. The temple seemed to waiver in his vision. Was he dreaming? What would he do if he was?

He drunkenly took another step, his right hand brushing against the lightpost.

 

He fell in the sand, face forward, then lifted his head.

There was no temple, there was no rain…only the dark sands of the wilderness. He was dry to the bones. Even worse than the dryness in his body was the dryness of his soul.

desert

But the man he had seen near the temple; could he be the one he was supposed to find? What had happened to the temple, it was there, then gone.

Had he been thinking rationally, he could have reasoned the cause, but reason had abandoned his dry soul long ago.

Power will abandon us all: Health will fail us.

Michael died in the desert he had created. In his own creation did he die.

Closer to the way of life than ever, but never on the right side.

Mourned by many, known by few, he was a brave soul.

These were the words written on his headstone.

The Quest for Professionality

Some would have you belive that professionality is a myth. I would have you believe it is not a word in the Oxford English dictionary, but it is commonly used anyway.

But that’s off topic. My topic for tonight is going to be based off of the definition kindly provided by Websters Dictionary, who are a little less professional about what words they define.

Professionality

(noun) : the quality or state of being a professional

Submitted by: James Thompson from Massachusetts on Nov. 04, 2010 15:17

(noun) : A Combination of professionalism and personality.

During my visit to a prestigous law firm I noticed the receptionist had both a bright smile and professionality.

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Craigslist

I just found this on Craigslist. I’m sure there have been less effective ads put out before…but I hope I never see them.

computer epair low price (providence)


Date: 2011-05-21, 10:45AM EDT
Reply to: serv-yxrqd-2394141920@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


 

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  • Location: providence
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2394141920

 

Advice

Doubt that the end justifies the means, but never doubt that the end is justified. Meet the needs of others, but never meet the proud. Never fail unless you must, and fail with grace, content to try. Walk the race, then run and trip,  always get up, never give up, for no one dies who wins the crown.

Eclectic much?

I’m not too sure just what they are saying, but I like the style, and the guitar work, and the fact that the first part is in Latin and I know what it means.

If you get tired of the rest of the song, skip to 4:25 and listen to the band ride through the end. I get chills from the building intensity of one word in all varieties of it’s meaning.

Slaying Giants

I’m changing over contact forms. This is the second time I’ve had to do it in just a few months. First I used Contact form 7, then I tried and liked Cforms 2…until the captcha stopped working and it wouldn’t let anyone contact me. That was the last of a string of troubles that Cforms has given me. It’s an all around bug riddled industry leader. As a matter of fact, I brought down two of the industries three giants in the last two months.
Does that make me a giant slayer?
I dunno, I just bounce.

anger reflected Brighter Summer Day

I think Cforms got mad at me and started ranting at me in Chinese.

I messed up my little program thing, but I’m not sure how I told it to spit data out in Chinese. Cforms seems to be a little wonky with it’s absolute paths, that’s all I can figure. Notice the difference between what it’s supposed to be saying and what it gives me.

Here’s the translation. Emphasis added.

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Web-design-double-entendre

As my brother and myself have been designing awesomeness for the web, we have been known to say some of the strangest things:

“Slash head, open body.”

“‘The gospel must be preached, no matter what’. That’s the problem!”

“Yup, saved equals true is causing the problem.”

“There’s a problem with the cats call.”

“Pound header die? What does that mean?”

“I think I’m getting hit with cash again!”

“I think I just blew up mother earth.”

“Beast of mother earth is misbehaving again.”

“I hate the god-snake.” “The what?” “god-addy:the god snake.”

“Is it pound wrapper, or do we not need to change the wrapper?”

“I just got rid of all my cashe and it didn’t fix anything.”