1. Those people who believe in absolutely nothing are called Nihilists.

Most commonly, nihilism is presented in the form of existential nihilism, which argues that life is without objective meaning, purpose, or intrinsic value.^[1] Moral nihilists assert that morality does not inherently exist, and that any established moral values are abstractly contrived. Nihilism can also take epistemological or ontological/metaphysical forms, meaning respectively that, in some aspect, knowledge is not possible, or that reality does not actually exist.

2. Stealing from wikipedia without proper credit is considered acceptable by people with no conscience.

That’s a big surprise, now isn’t it? Now to show you a picture of a whale in distress

Wait, is this a whale or a lake that just looks like a whale? Or could it be Justin Beiber? I dunno.

3. Most people won’t read this title since they have attention spans which are too small, or a lack of love for beached whales.

It’s true. The heartless human race has endured too many Free Willie films and doesn’t care any more. Which brings me to my fifth and final point.

5. Math is for people who love whales and puppies and long walks on the beach.

Us normal people will simply let the square root of pi be what it may. We have no time for times tables or simple addition. You don’t need addition to balance the checkbook, just subtraction!