worship song Fail

Posted on February 2, 2011 by Matthew Gedeon

I’ve heard many worship songs that missed the mark. This one was notable, so I thougt I’d just share the joy. Be sure to check out the comments.YouTube Preview Image

This one just takes the cake.

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Eclectic much?

Posted on January 25, 2011 by Matthew Gedeon

I’m not to sure just what they are saying, but I like the style, and the guitar work, and the fact that the first part is in Latin and I know what it means.

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If you get tired of the rest of the song, skip to 4:25 and listen to the band ride through the end. I get chills from the building intensity of one word in all varieties of it’s meaning.

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Because we can’t afford a real one

Posted on January 13, 2011 by Matthew Gedeon

I remember playing with a lot of things as a child that could only be described as fake.
Fake eyeglasses, fake guns, fake diamond rings, fake playsets… but we were broke. We had a good excuse.

What’s their excuse eh? Can’t afford a real one?

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Slaying Giants

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

I’m changing over contact forms. This is the second time I’ve had to do it in just a few months. First I used Contact form 7, then I tried and liked Cforms 2…until the captcha stopped working and it wouldn’t let anyone contact me. That was the last of a string of troubles that Cforms has given me. It’s an all around bug riddled industry leader. As a matter of fact, I brought down two of the industries three giants in the last two months.
Does that make me a giant slayer?
I dunno, I just bounce.

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anger reflected Brighter Summer Day

Posted on November 5, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

I think Cforms got mad at me and started ranting at me in Chinese.

I messed up my little program thing, but I’m not sure how I told it to spit data out in Chinese. Cforms seems to be a little wonky with it’s absolute paths, that’s all I can figure. Notice the difference between what it’s supposed to be saying and what it gives me.

Here’s the translation. Emphasis added.

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Web-design-double-entendre

Posted on November 4, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

As my brother and myself have been designing awesomeness for the web, we have been known to say some of the strangest things:

“Slash head, open body.”

“‘The gospel must be preached, no matter what’. That’s the problem!”

“Yup, saved equals true is causing the problem.”

“There’s a problem with the cats call.”

“Pound header die? What does that mean?”

“I think I’m getting hit with cash again!”

“I think I just blew up mother earth.”

“Beast of mother earth is misbehaving again.”

“I hate the god-snake.” “The what?” “god-addy:the god snake.”

“Is it pound wrapper, or do we not need to change the wrapper?”

“I just got rid of all my cashe and it didn’t fix anything.”

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Space Empires 4 Cheat Trainer

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

I have thought to myself for a while that someone needs to make a Trainer for Space empires IV. It get’s realy tedious to type “Money” a hundred times, but to reasearch faster, you need to. I made a macro to do it for me, and just thought I’d share. It’s an exe file, so to be safe, I would scan it with a virus protection software before using it. I promise it’s virus free, but you probably don’t know me, so I recommend you error on the side of caution.

To use it, just double click on the exe program, and it will sit and wait for you to open up the window you put the cheat in. Once it sees it, it should hold down the control key and start typing. The worst it will do is nothing, and if it doesn’t work for you, let me know in the comments and I’ll try to make it more universal.

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A tingly feeling inside.

Posted on August 30, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

Doesn’t it just make your day when you get something done that you’ve been meaning to do for forever?

Take today for instance, I’ve been “fixin ta” clean my car for about 4 months. I had a day off so, what better time to do it than the present?

While cleaning my car, I found a steering wheel cover that I had meant to put on my car’s human interface device roughly 2 years ago.

Now my car is half clean and my steering wheel gives more of an “Old Man” impression than it did…but it doesn’t burn my hands as much and grips better. A great trade says I.

Steering Wheel Cover

My old mans car just got older.

And yes, I laced the cover to the wheel instead of wrapping it. It’s more comfortable to the grip that way.

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Full content in Word Press Categories.

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

Problem: In wordpress, themes control whether a category page displays an excerpt, full content, or just the link to the post. For some weird reason, twentyten (2010) only displays the title. Here’s how you change to full content in 2010, and I’m sure it will be pretty much the same in every theme that doesn’t have a control for this built in.

You’ll find your answers on Kdari’s WordPress blog.

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Down came the rain

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Matthew Gedeon

And washed the spider out.

Took less than 15 minutes to go from sunny with a chance of rain (according to the weather channel) to Raining with a chance of drown.

raining hard

Why do they call it run off if it stays in one place?

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