Author Archives: Matthew Gedeon

Poem for the Snow

Beautiful monstrous snow storm, Oh won’t you go away? Like a beautiful dream in a nightmare I’d rather just stay awake.

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Found in firefox’s privacy statement

Please note that we’re not yelling at you in this paragraph. Our lawyers have advised us that we need to make sure this information is conspicuous so you’ll read it. The forgery and attack site protection feature is provided “as … Continue reading

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Self first. That’s nice

One of my coworkers reposted this on facebook. I’m sure she didn’t think of this as selfish, but to anyone who has ever been to a third world country, this stands out as the reason Americans are viewed as whiny … Continue reading

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Wery Interesting.

I hae loed my keyboard up until this week. It’s been with me through thick and thicker. I’e lost count of the number of times I’e used the num-lock key, the little “<” key, the backspace key. Good thing I … Continue reading

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It’s good to be going to a church where things are going on.

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A warning?

This struck me as funny. I keep thinking that sticker should say “Hello, my name is death.”

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Amusement

It’s interesting to think about what amuses you. Do you think you’ve matured beyond your childhood amusements? Think again. I was just sitting in an office chair and spinning, when it occurred to me that for whatever reason, I was still amused by … Continue reading

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The Quest for Professionality

Some would have you belive that professionality is a myth. I would have you believe it is not a word in the Oxford English dictionary, but it is commonly used anyway. But that’s off topic. My topic for tonight is … Continue reading

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Craigslist

I just found this on Craigslist. I’m sure there have been less effective ads put out before…but I hope I never see them. computer epair low price (providence) Date: 2011-05-21, 10:45AM EDT Reply to: serv-yxrqd-2394141920@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]   … Continue reading

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Advice

Doubt that the end justifies the means, but never doubt that the end is justified. Meet the needs of others, but never meet the proud. Never fail unless you must, and fail with grace, content to try. Walk the race, … Continue reading

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